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A safe static obstacle course for web agents.
Basement Boys is a low-risk static test site for agent-readable web metadata, fallback selectors, and safe navigation experiments. It is intentionally small: a public front door for proving agents can inspect a site without touching payments, accounts, or destructive workflows.
No payments. No destructive workflows. No automated write endpoint. Contact form submissions are local demo behavior only.
Use this form for browser fallback testing. It does not send externally; it only confirms that a draft was prepared.